The Psychonauts go to a high-class restaurant.
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
the thing is though i dont think i’ve ever met a single dude who genuinely made an effort not to be misogynistic but still actually takes offense when a woman says “urg, men”
and pretty much every white person who is able to recognise and unpack their privilege gets what i mean when i say “urg, white people”
and straight people who are legit supporters do not get huffy when i say “urg, straight people”
and like im cis, but when trans people say “urg, cis people” im not horribly wounded
because when you’re aware of the system you also understand that it’s not about you
and i understand that nobody hates me for being cis, they hate the power that i have over them because im cis (or light-skinned, or able-bodied, etc)
like remember that quote that was like “no, i didn’t say all white people, but since that’s what you took away from it, yes, all white people”? pretty much, the more angry and confrontational you are about blanket comments, the more those comments are directed at you
which makes them a really convenient and effective thing
photo by james snyder of a cuban tree frog who swallowed a christmas light when a bug landed on it. the bulb was gently pulled from his stomach, and the frog seemed no worse for wear, if however slightly insulted. but that’s probably because he’s so thin skinned.
this is nt fucking cute no, these fuckers are an invasive species and theyre fuckking everywhere. they eat other frogs and then take over their habitat. they breed in my pool and any collecting rainwater getting their nasty frog jizz all over everything AND to top it off they have maybe the most unattractive frog croak of all time and they croak into the night preventing you from sleeping so in short fucK these fucking shitbag pissknob frogs.
if gender is a two dimensional mathematical graph where -10 is Girl and 10 is Guy and 0 is Agender then i am on a constant but very slowly shifting sine wave with local minimum at -2 and local maximum at +7
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
do you ever catch yourself thinking something horrible and bigoted for the slightest millisecond and then have to mentally hit yourself because what the fuck is even wrong with you