uh mm…. hello im a cop and according to ur records ur super cute and hella rad… the penalties for that are dating me.. and…thats it… .. .sorry i dont make the rules….
"Amalgam" from Giant Woman.
Pearl and Amethyst’s fusion dance song, extended into a full song. This is what the song would’ve sounded like if their dance was “successful”!
Composed by Aivi & Surasshu
"Stuff Being Thrown at My Head," a photo series by Latvian photographer Kaija Straumanis
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me